-Makes as if to trudge in door-

-Hesitates-

-Grabs handle and attempts to fling door open-

-Nothing happens-

-Rams into door forcefully-

-Nothing-

-Gets out sword and slashes ferociously at door-

-A little wood comes away-

-Grabs hunting rifle and fires at door crazily-

-Walks in cautiously, in anticipation of frying pans or light fixtures-

-Leaps out of the way of a falling frying pan-

-Lets out a sharp yelp as a light fixture descends upon head-

-Chuckles nervously then springs into other room as a bolt of electricity erupts from stove-

Ummm... Heh, what's up doc?