-Yelps as a strong bolt of lightning descends upon stove-

-I faint, but only after a blue dot expands and shrinks behind my closed eyes-

-Makes as if to trudge in door-

-Hesitates-

-Grabs handle and attempts to fling door open-

-Nothing happens-

-Rams into door forcefully-

-Nothing-

-Gets out sword and slashes ferociously at door-

-A little wood comes away-

-Grabs hunting rifle and fires at door crazily-

-Walks in cautiously, in anticipation of frying pans or light fixtures-

-Leaps out of the way of a falling frying pan-

-Lets out a sharp yelp as a light fixture descends upon head-

-Chuckles nervously then springs into other room as a bolt of electricity erupts from stove-

Ummm... Heh, what's up doc?

उरक! इ'म बीइंग फोर्स्ड तो टाइप माय मेस्सगेस न हिन्दी! हेल्प!
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Oops, sorry about that...